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“Dear Andrew. Thank you for your order. For being the first sentient human being to purchase a CD from me online, I am rewarding you with another CD, and hereby promoting you to the rank of acting field general of the new order. Enclosed is a baggie of beard trimmings with which to raise a mutant clone army to conquer Iowa. Please report back when the task is completed for further instructions. Your Lord and Master, EvilWezil.”
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sowingdoubt said:
Send me some trimmings too!
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